You’re irrelevant
Like Television
I wouldn’t even watch
From a cell in prison…
I’m back! It’s been a hot minute, but I’ll get to that eventually. For now, I wanted to go at something that will bleed into my next blog post… so I wanted to approach it in a bit of a creative way. Lately I’ve seen a bunch of my favorite Youtubers take on NigaHiga’s “Roast Yourself” challenge. I don’t have the bandwidth or internet speed to get a decent kind of recording for a Youtube video, but I still wanted to participate, so I figured I’d do it in blog form.
I hear a lot… about myself, about other people. Like NigaHiga says in his video, as humans it’s so easy to judge others or make fun of someone. So, like a lot of the Youtubers that have done this challenge, these are not necessarily going to be opinions that I hold of myself… but things that I’ve heard. And in my next blog post, I fully tend to clarify a LOT of things.
So without further ado… the Roast Yourself Challenge.
You’re lazy. The reason you miss blogs all the time is not actually anything to do with your life, your creative muses, or any kind of anything. You’re just lazy and don’t want to do the work.
You don’t actually have any kind of talent. The positions you hold you’ve only gotten by crawling so far up someone’s ass until you got it. Everything you touch crashes and burns because of your incredible lack of talent.
Your “success” in SL is achieved by piggy-backing off the achievements of other people. You’ve never actually done anything for yourself.
You are so fucking full of yourself. You think you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The LITTLE bit of power that people have been stupid enough to give you has certainly gone to your head.
You are an insolent little child.
“Blogger”? Please. Don’t even get me started on your talentless bullshit photos to accompany your rants. You are nothing but drama.
I was warned about you.
You tried to kill yourself once? It’s a damn shame you didn’t succeed.
(Yeah, people are far more savage to me than I could be to myself. This is the stuff I deal with on a daily basis… and some of you wonder why I’m so close to flipping my shit so regularly. -laughs- But I’ll get to that in my next blog post. For now… who do I challenge? Strawberry Singh, Toxxic Rhiannyr, Harper Beresford, Novaleigh Freng, Kestrel Redclaw & her partner Krios, Broderick Logan, Ryanna Foxclaw, and any of you other bloggers who really want to take this challenge on, either in video form or blog-post form. I’d like to see the SL community take to this challenge the way the Youtube community has.)
*~* Confession .22. Roast Yourself Challenge *~*
..:: Shape ::.. Mine
..:: Skin ::.. Marley Skin (Lumiere Tone) || AlterEgo
..:: Eyes ::.. Mesh Eyes (#75) || L’Etre
..:: Hair ::.. Which Witch (Hud 01) || Magika Hair
..:: Body ::.. Lara Body (v3.5) || Maitreya
..:: Hands ::.. Lara Hands || Maitreya
..:: Nails ::.. Russian Almond Nails || Formanails
* The version I’m wearing is specifically for the Maitreya hands, but there’s also versions for Slink Casual and Slink Elegant available separately.
..:: Skirt ::.. Galla Skirt (Purple) || The Annex
..:: Collar ::.. Obey Collar || Cae
..:: Chest Chain ::.. Makeba (Style 2) || Aisling || We ❤ RP
..:: Pose ::.. Elizabeta Four (Modified with AnyPose) || oOo Studios
* The arms of this pose were modified to be sure they covered the bare breasts. This rest of this pose was unaltered.
..:: Location ::.. City of Cartius
* I’m not SLURL’ing this sim because it is an active Gorean roleplaying sim. If you’re legitimately looking for a place to roleplay and want the LM to this sim, let me know in world and we can chat!
..:: Blogging Tune ::.. Roast Yourself Challenge – NigaHiga
Antisocial Darwinism 